Dick Trickle

E – the wise one – correctly takes me to task for omitting Dick Trickle in my last post. Since there are transient Davidson fans stopping in the bar, it is proper to remind them that while North Carolina prides itself on NASCAR & TOBACCO, Wisconsin perfects the combination.

UNIVERSAL TRUTHS about Mr. D. Trickle.

Dick Trickle is so awesome, that searching for images named "Dick Trickle" doesn't even get you porn until the second page.

Dick Trickle is the winningest race car driver in American history. He's estimated to have anywhere from 2000-3000 career short track victories.

Dick Trickle was allowed by NASCAR to smoke in his car during yellow flags. He not only had a cigarette lighter and ashtray installed in all his race cars, but he actually drilled a hole in his helmet so he could smoke without taking it off.

I admit to stealing these items, but on the other hand, you can’t steal universals truths. Die Cinderella Die. Go Badgers.