Let The Melt Down Begin

His split bounces three feet in front of the plate and any Big League hitter can turn around a 94 MPH fastball. Proven all to clearly by Carlos Ruiz and Johnny Estrada.

Let The Tinkering Begin

Who do we go to as our set up guy? Last year the wheels came off as Nedly fiddled with his set up man and trying to regain Saveblows confidence. He never did come up with a solution, and he had a mostly effective Capellan at his disposal.

Let The Nay Saying Begin

ESPIN's favorite words tomorrow morning will be "I told you so". This sentiment will be echoed by the hacks in Philly as well. The New York media will remain silent so the Metropolitan's 2 of 3 weekender vs The Crew still resonates as a good thing.

Let The Bleeding Begin

I think I broke my nose. I just prominently pummeled my proboscis with my knee.
No need to worry though, nothing a few stitches and a warning about knee jerks won't cure.